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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds


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