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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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