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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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