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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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