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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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