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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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