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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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