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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

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'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

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A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

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I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

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I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

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I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

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The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

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