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Maritime Treat

Things that Maritimers will only sell to tourists

Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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