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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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