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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. - Plutarch

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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