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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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