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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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