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Piano lessons for pets

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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