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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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