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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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