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Mexican Starfish

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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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