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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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