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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one

Ministry of Silly Walks Watch thanks to Warren Ralston

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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