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Minnesota Hockey Rink

Going 'Wild' for ice hockey in Minnesota

Minnesota Hockey Rink thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

John Deere helps make outdoor ice hockey possible in Minneapolis

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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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Tree Removal

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Statue of Libertea

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