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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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