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Motivation Monday

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If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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