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Motivation Monday

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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