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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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