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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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