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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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