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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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