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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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