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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


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