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Morning Coffee

How to handle a very strong cup of Java

Morning Coffee thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Keep your distance from this morning's brew

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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