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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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