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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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