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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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