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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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