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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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