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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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