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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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