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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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