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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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