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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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