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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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