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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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