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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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