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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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