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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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