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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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