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Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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