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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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