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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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