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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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