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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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