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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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