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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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