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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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