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Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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