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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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