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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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