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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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