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Parenting is ridiculously flawed. - Jody Defries

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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