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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it. - Albert Schweitzer

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

What people are afraid of can tell us a lot about society. - Anne Holt

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump


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