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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

The most successful people are not necessarily the most popular. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Remind people who they are instead of just complimenting them on what they've done. - Thomas Leonard

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. - Oscar Wilde

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. - Cato the Elder

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Some people might say, "Who would want to be 90?" And I say, "Anyone who is 89." - Phyllis Diller

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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