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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

People say that I can't sing. But they can't say I didn't sing. - Florence Foster Jenkins

Those people who are uncomfortable in themselves are disagreeable to others. - William Hazlitt

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. - William Feather

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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