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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

You must look into people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou


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