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Pi Chart

Optometrist eye chart for mathematicians

Pi Chart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

It's in our biology to trust what we see with our eyes. This makes living in a carefully edited, overproduced, and photoshopped world very dangerous. - Brene Brown

Society is like a lawn where every roughness is smoothed, every bramble eradicated, and where the eye is delighted by the smiling verdure of a velvet surface. - Washington Irving

Since the initial publication of the chart of the electromagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one-millionth of reality. - R Buckminster Fuller

The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it. - Seneca

Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas. - Henry Ford

Buffalo rib-eye steaks, on the grill, is my favorite meal, seriously. It has less fat, more vitamins and more protein than beef. It is wonderful. It was what the Indians ate, and they were very healthy. It's very good meat. - Terry Crews

Obstacles are like wild animals. They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can. If they see you are afraid of them... they are liable to spring upon you; but if you look them squarely in the eye, they will slink out of sight. - Orison Swett Marden

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