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Piano Shelves thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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