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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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