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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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