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Polce Car

British police car goes viral for 'polce' typo

A South Yorkshire Police car was posted on Twitter with the caption, “Dear South Yorkshire Police, we love you guys and we know times are tough, but dropping the ‘i’ from 'Police' is ...”
Polce Car thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Law enforcement in the United Kingdom

“The spelling error was identified immediately by staff who took delivery of the new vehicles,” the spokesman said. “The error was rectified the following day.” The department poked fun at the error on Twitter.
“Have you seen our ‘I’?”
“Last seen at the printers. He is described as being tall, lean and blue. He is much missed by the force who require his immediate return to complete their investigations.”

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Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

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