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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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