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George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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