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Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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