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Pringle Art

Potato chips well worth their artistic salt taste

Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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