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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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