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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West


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