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Note for an Engineer to prepare dinner that evening: 'Shepherd's Pie needs to be taken out of the fridge and placed in the oven at 120 degrees'

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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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