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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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