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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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