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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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