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Race Break

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Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx


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