Race Car Wedding Dress

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz