Race Car Wedding Dress

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz