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Race Car Wedding Dress

Colin Turkington cleans up his act before marrying Louise

Race Car Wedding Dress thanks to Roy Turkington

Taking a break from his BTCC winning streak

BTCC - British Touring Car Championship ... Colin Turkington drives a BMW, now racing as eBay Motors

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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