Race Car Wedding Dress

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller