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Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees

Inspiring scenery on the road to Hana, Maui

Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees thanks to joe-kster

Also called the “Eucalyptus Deglupta” or “Mindanao Gum”, this is one of the scenic stops toward surviving the road to Hana

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Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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