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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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