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The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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