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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

Even a paranoid has some real enemies. - Henry Kissinger

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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