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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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