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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. - John Gribbin

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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