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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. - Francis Herbert Hedge

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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