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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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