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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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