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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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