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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant.
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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour


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