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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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