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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon


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