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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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