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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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