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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

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