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Roof Top Races

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Roof Top Races thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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