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Roof Top Races

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell


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