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Russian Car Pool thanks to Roy Bishop

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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