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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager


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