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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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