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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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