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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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