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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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