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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown


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