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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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