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Russian Graduate

Higher education in Russia

Russian Graduate thanks to Tanya Kozlov

University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think education is power. I think education is power. I think that being able to communicate with people is power. One of my main goals on the planet is to encourage people to empower themselves. - Oprah Winfrey


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