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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson


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