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Save Yourself

Origami to the rescue

Save Yourself thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A paper trail for safety

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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Tokyo was an origami city folded over and over until something was made of virtually nothing. - Christopher Barzak

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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