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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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